Half man half biscuit restless legs C Here she lies in the fleecy gown F Ab by my side in the eiderdown C Am but she can't get a ticket to morning town cause I have restless legs C Boring though this film may be F Ab Slumber still won't visit thee C Am so long as you stay next to me F G C for I have restless legs C Milky drink and sudafed F Ab that should sort you out she said C Am as I kicked myself clean out of the bed F G C praise these restless legs C Homeopathic cures I sort F Ab all in all its come to nought C Am I wish it was some astronaut F G C who had these restless legs 4 o 6 and I’m wide awake F Ab and uncontrollable urge to take C Am a 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake F G C just to stretch these restless legs C No sympathy from Uncle Greg F Ab nor indeed from Aunty Meg C Am but thank god I’m not Jake the peg F G C with a extra restless leg C So come the day when I don’t exist F Ab And worms are flying through the graveyard mist C Am don’t go botherin' the exorcist F G C its just my restless legs F G C its just my restless legs